(2014) WolfCop

This ended up being my random Netflix pic this afternoon while eating fried chicken in bed. I thought it was going to be Sharknado style shitty but instead I got b-movie gold. I don’t fuck around when it comes to how much I love body horror and the first bathroom wolf-transformation scene had me giddy.

The story line is fairly simple, this would be a perfect movie to put on when tossing back beers as really all you’re doing is being visually stimulated. It’s fucking quality though, a goofy horror movie that’s ultra-gory and genuinely funny. Best of all, there’s a couple of nice sets of milkers to get the boys writhing around.

You ever meet that one guy who makes it a point to tell you how a hot girl didn’t need implants and she’d look prettier without them? It’s a good thing they make up for all the tiny tits they love so much by being a gigantic pussy.

7/10

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Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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