(2009) Orphan

Yessssss, this was totally what I was craving tonight, just a solid horror movie that kept me guessing the whole way through. I mean, the movie is called fucking Orphan, I already know it’s going to be about a fucked up orphan. Nevertheless, the initial sequences of bullying had me rooting for this heinous little bitch and by the end I just wanted to slaughter her.

Vera Farmiga is solidifying herself as my favorite MILF of horror movies and she’s an incredible actress to boot. It’s like every decent horror movie is branded by just having her in it. The producers are basically saying, “don’t worry, Vera’s about to softcore style suck some dick then kick some ass”.

It’s a really fun movie that’s well made, with enough small twists to keep things interesting. It was never going to be a 10 but could have easily been a 3 so let’s chalk this up to a win.

7.5/10

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Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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