(1994) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Before I really get into this movie I just want to say that it’s absolutely amazing to see Matthew McConaughey act in a shit movie like this. I don’t even wan’t to say he’s giving it his absolute all but seeing him that young with very real talent actually felt special and ended up cutting off the so-bad-it’s-good tone it had going.

That’s actually not a good thing though because as soon as this film stepped up and tried to be a real film, it ultimately ended up a disappointment. It’s really just a mess of terrible dialogue between the high school actors. Renée Zellweger is awful is this movie and in everything she’s ever done. She’s not even hot, what is she doing with her life?

Leatherface is fucking retarded in this movie and yes, I know I said that’s how he was intended to be but just because you intend to go take a big shit, doesn’t make me not think about your asshole and get really turned on. Wait, sorry, I completely lost my train of thought.

Watch this movie only if you have OCD about not seeing every movie in a series, it’s utter shit and the laughs aren’t intentional.



Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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