(2016) Lights Out

The lead actress in this is so fucking obnoxious and I’m not just talking about the way her character is written (although that’s god awful) but her fucking droll voice like ugh jesus fucking christ *smashes fingers into temple*

This movie has some cool moments but it doesn’t make up for the pile of shit it was born in. There’s even a scene in the movie where the blonde lead is rambling on about her daddy issues to the social worker and the social worker is like “uhh yeah idgaf can we just talk about this fuccin kid”. Even another fictional character in this made up universe doesn’t give a shit about her.

Basically what this movie comes down to is a big budget horror filled with campy performances in a film that doesn’t strive for that vibe. Is it awful? Well yeah, it is. It’s offensively bad because this kind of bullshit was churned out for the masses as a spooky but easily digested horror. It’s just fucking lazy, I mean they create these rules for their villain and don’t even follow them. That shit really pisses me off. This shouldn’t be in theaters, especially after some great big budget horror movies.

The monster herself is fucking stupid, she just sounds stupid. Not to mention in her-you know I seriously have very little confidence in myself but even I could write a better ghostfucker than that bitch. How no one in the editing room didn’t speak up about her voice sounding retarded is beyond me. Why even have her talk at all?

Predictable ending, everyone is unlikable, everything is gay, I’m gay; fuck off.

1/10

 

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Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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