(2009) Case 39

It’s not great, not awful, just overly predictable with a slough of mediocre acting. Unfortunately the best performance comes from Renee Zellwiiflliffer, who I’ve bashed in the past so I’m sorry R, hope we can still be friends.

I’m not ageist so I’m not afraid to say that child actress fucking sucked, what a hack. No I’m just kidding, well not really but kind of. Man this movie just wasn’t good, I have literally nothing to say other than that.

Watch The Orphan if you’re hankering for a creepy orphan based horror.


Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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