(2014) The Haunting of Alice D

I will say first off, all the girls in this film are gorgeous. They could quit acting to pursue a career in tattooing swastikas on babies and I’d still pay $20 to have my eye drops replaced with little puffs of their fart.

The movie itself is ehhh. You know, while watching this I was pondering over the initial reasons bad horror movies are bad and they usually kind of all point to a low budget. Low budget CGI can ruin a movie pretty quickly (exceptions to this of course). Also, bad acting. Yes, some of the bad acting is on the director but they’re not budgeting for Leo or anything.

I’m writing this as I’m watching it and it’s just getting worse. Just a shit story, shit acting, looks shitty and I’m desperately searching for something positive to write but I can’t find anything.

Honestly, this thought popped in my head as kind of an angry reaction to wasting my life on this but seriously, just make this a porno. This movie fucking blows but the girls are hot, might as well make some money.

1.5/10

 

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Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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