(2016) The Wailing

This was without a doubt one of the best horror films I’ve ever seen. It’s a breathtaking masterpiece. You know the best blowjob you’ve ever gotten in your life? Don’t lie to me, you know it was probably from the ugliest girl you’ve ever been with. She was the noodle doodling cottage cheese butt cheeks equivalent to shooting up heroin in a dirty alleyway; a definite high but an ultimate low.

This movie is that perfect blowjob but with Adriana Lima on the top of a fucking mountain at sunset; just violently face fucking its way into my years top 10 list. The photography direction and cinematography are astounding. I could pause the movie at any given moment and marvel at an iconic photograph. The camera work is clean and powerful, really bringing a ton of realism in some pivotal moments.

This movie had me guessing up until the very last moments. It’s exactly what I crave, an unapologetically evil entry into horror cinema.

9.5/10

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Author: Ben

26 year old cheeseburger addicted horror junkie

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