What a stupid fucking movie. I just wanted to open with that in case anyone just stopped by for a first impression.
The premise of the movie is fucking retarded as is each and every character. I didn’t give a shit about the cliche backstories just as I didn’t give a shit about the romances.
The ending kind of sparks and had me intrigued, as in maybe this little dud was going to pay off. Unfortunately that spark was just the director lighting his own movie on fire. It was borderline entertaining watching this film go out in a blaze of absolutely absurdly bad CGI and acting.
Ugh, this was so bad.