Straight up, literally can’t tell if this shit is dubbed originally or not. There’s definitely some american actors and yeah, I don’t know what’s going on.
It’s easily the worst Argento film I’ve ever seen, by a mile. It’s not only a poorly made film on a technical level but it’s painfully uninteresting.
There’s some seriously great shots though and they only seem to make it more disappointing.
It’s like glitter in shit.
4/10
Brandon Cronenberg’s debut feature is a gross, piteous statement on celebrity obsession and I loved every minute of it.
It’s shot remarkably well for a debut and the kid honestly shows so much talent straight out of the gate. The statement being made can seem simplistic at first but it’s approached on such an abstract level. It’s very much an original film, which is one of the best compliments I can give any modern horror film.
7.5/10
I actually think this might be my least favorite of the bunch, which is strange, being that it’s the only one I ever hear talked about.
I just kind of think the humor is a bit too slapstick-y. It’s not that I hate that style but it doesn’t really aline with the humor of the past films which was achieved through sheer absurdity. There’s way less body horror too.
It’s aight.
Nah it’s pretty bad.
3.5/10
God damn, I fucking love this series.
I mean, I don’t even know what to say right now. This is just b-movie caviar. It has awesome body horror, shit everything else.
I love it.
5/10
This is definitely both the worst film in the series and the best.
The first act starts off kind of slow and bogs down the movie a bit, however, after that is pure chaos. Almost every single instance of body-horror violence is far and beyond the absurdity of the first two films.
4.5/10
This movie is fucking ridiculous and honestly pretty amazing. It’s so over the top and shitty, I absolutely love it.
Warwick Davis is actually pretty great as the leprechaun. The style, story and overall execution of the film is as sloppy as ever but he’s iconic. I actually got grossed out while eating my fruit loops while looking at his gross, black lips.
I prefer this one to the original. It nails down the best death scene of the series (thus far) and manages to use a fantastic set of tits to do so.
5.5/10
Reviewing this movie objectively, it kind of sucks. There’s a shitload of technical errors as well as the entire thing being stupid as shit.
Reviewing this movie as a fan of shitty movies, it’s awesome. Tons of great b-level practical effects and just an all around fun horror movie.
It doesn’t hurt that Jennifer Anniston is in her goddamn prime here.
5/10
